When job descriptions read like novels

Ever noticed how some job descriptions are longer than the average novel? I recently looked at one that went on for three pages! It had so many qualifications, I felt like I needed a PhD just to apply… What are some of the wildest job postings you’ve come across?

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I’ve definitely seen job postings that make you feel like you need a doctorate just to send in a resume! It might help to focus on the qualifications that genuinely match your skills and omit the rest when applying. Has anyone else had success with that approach?

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I’ve definitely faced the three-page job descriptions too! I always try to pull out just the key qualifications that I meet and emphasize those in my application. It’s all about tailoring your approach, right?

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Some of these job descriptions sound like they’re a novel! :joy: I once saw one asking for 8+ years in a tech that’s only been around for 5! What’s your wildest find?

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It’s crazy how often we see those unrealistic requirements! I once applied for a role that wanted ‘5 years of experience with a programming language that was released 2 years ago.’ It helps to focus on transferable skills, though — what’s your approach when faced with these wild listings, @jacob_wil19?

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Right? It’s like some recruiters think we’re all secret agents with a dozen degrees. I once saw one asking for ‘extensive UX experience’ for a role that was just a simple website redesign.

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It’s wild how those lengthy descriptions can scare off perfectly qualified candidates! I came across a posting for a simple office assistant role that required ‘3–5 years in project management’. It’s like, can we keep it real?

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