The funniest resume blunders I've seen

You wouldn’t believe some of the things I’ve come across while coaching clients on their resumes — just last week, one guy had ‘professional cat herder’ listed as his job title. I mean, how do you even explain that in an interview? What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen on a resume?

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I once saw someone list ‘ninja skills’ on their resume. It makes you wonder if they mean stealthy task management or just an ironic twist. What’s next, ‘professional cloud-watcher’? Seems like people are getting creative, but it might just confuse recruiters even more.

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